Again, found a video online to attempt to learn more of the "why" and less of the just making it go version of things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPyBkjgl5bI
Attempted to simulate the circuit, but failed again... this circuit requires the use of the Body or Bulk connection on the MOSFET, but I have no idea where that is (or how to fake it).
I'm also certain I didn't understand the air wiring correctly in the video.
UPDATE - This circuit is now working thanks to the help of feedback from the community.