Dogs are represented by the Green flashing thingie......Cats by the Red.
You can see that Dogs love Cats for 50% of the time and for the other half, they cannot be arsed.
Cats, being the lovely little furry drama-queens that they are, also love Dogs equally at 50%, but they are hot-cold.
Real love can only exist (so hollywood claims) when both parties love each other.
The flashing doo-dar's show that the Moggies only love the Pooches for half the time that the Pooches love them.
This is undoubtedly how it must be with us Humans: Man loves Wife for half of their existance together with the Wife throwing a royal "$hit-fit" on an on/off basis.....no-doubtedly something todo with that dreaded time of the month (My Father always said:" Never trust something that bleeds that much and doesn't die")
Conclusion: Cats are small Women wearing furry jackets.
