Final proof that Dogs and Cats love each other....well some of the time

Dogs are represented by the Green flashing thingie......Cats by the Red. You can see that Dogs love Cats for 50% of the time and for the other half, they cannot be arsed. Cats, being the lovely little furry drama-queens that they are, also love Dogs equally at 50%, but they are hot-cold. Real love can only exist (so hollywood claims) when both parties love each other. The flashing doo-dar's show that the Moggies only love the Pooches for half the time that the Pooches love them. This is undoubtedly how it must be with us Humans: Man loves Wife for half of their existance together with the Wife throwing a royal "$hit-fit" on an on/off basis.....no-doubtedly something todo with that dreaded time of the month (My Father always said:" Never trust something that bleeds that much and doesn't die") Conclusion: Cats are small Women wearing furry jackets.

published 8 years ago